ahaha i am itching for a wild night and texts from last night only enhances that need ;

(973): we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

(918): i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.

(765): you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it

(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

(720): i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?

(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

cannot remember where i found these photos, but those two girls look like they're having a good time.
i want sushi and strong drinks soon.
preferably on a rooftop terrace.